Dick Hats

Subject: Dick Hats Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:36 pm

Quote :: Tip of the Day — Chocolate Hats For Your Penis

July 25, 2012 // 2:12 pm // By: Elie Ayrouth

Everybody loves a good penis joke, but it’s often hard to make the same funny references with chocolate in the punchline. Until today, thanks Dick Hats company.

That’s right, there is a company called Dick Hats, and they make edible chocolate hats that fit right on the tip of the penis. So if you’re a guy looking to get laid with the quickness, or put your girl into a diabetic coma mid-oral cork, the folks at Dick Hats currently have two varieties available: Viking Helmet or Cowboy Hat.

My dreams of calling my member ‘Little John Wayne’ during foreplay are slowly becoming a reality. Seriously, a chocolate hat for my meat pipe?

Seriously, my penis isnt in the sun long enough each day to need a hat.

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I'm sure the toothless bum you pay to blow you would appreciate a treat.

Subject: Re: Dick Hats Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:31 pm

Bums have to eat too

Posts : 23 Join date : 2012-09-30 Location : Toronto

Great idead bites into it hard I love chocolate Jonny! "WTF OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I am fucking bleeding" wipes mouth.....

Admin Posts : 303 Join date : 2012-09-17

Satan's Barbie wrote:: Great idead bites into it hard I love chocolate Jonny! "WTF OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I am fucking bleeding" wipes mouth.....

Based on that quote....I no longer support chocolate dick hats. Bad girl SB!